Classic comfort, blunt honesty. This unisex tee pairs a deadpan laugh with a simple two-color palette — available only in black and white so the message stays front and center. Lightly fitted for everyday wear, it comes in sizes S–3XL.
Product details
Fabric: Soft cotton blend for breathable, all-day comfort
Fit: Unisex cut (true to size; size up for a roomier feel)
Colors: Black shirt with white print or White shirt with black print
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach
Why you’ll love it
Dry, relatable humor that sparks smiles (and knowing nods)
Minimalist design that pairs with anything — jeans, leggings, layered under jackets
A great gift for the realist, the introvert, or anyone who enjoys a good eye-roll at humanity
Sizing tip If you prefer a looser, relaxed fit, choose one size up from your usual.
Add a little sarcasm to your wardrobe and make a statement without saying more than necessary.
Classic comfort, blunt honesty. This unisex tee pairs a deadpan laugh with a simple two-color palette — available only in black and white so the message stays front and center. Lightly fitted for everyday wear, it comes in sizes S–3XL.
Product details
Fabric: Soft cotton blend for breathable, all-day comfort
Fit: Unisex cut (true to size; size up for a roomier feel)
Colors: Black shirt with white print or White shirt with black print
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach
Why you’ll love it
Dry, relatable humor that sparks smiles (and knowing nods)
Minimalist design that pairs with anything — jeans, leggings, layered under jackets
A great gift for the realist, the introvert, or anyone who enjoys a good eye-roll at humanity
Sizing tip If you prefer a looser, relaxed fit, choose one size up from your usual.
Add a little sarcasm to your wardrobe and make a statement without saying more than necessary.
